Week of Nov 23-29th: Freestyle Blog Post

How to get along with an enemy:

Try to avoid contact with this person at any cost. If you have to talk to them however, do so in the nicest way possible, even if everything coming out of your mouth is a lie. Which everything will probably be a lie because if you were to tell the truth, everything that you would say would be incredibly offensive to her. Then she would probably want to fight, and in the end she will be the sorry one. So in order to save her social embarrassment, it is better to lie to her and put on a fake face.  After all, she is probably doing the same to you.

In the end, when she walks away and her back is to you, you can finally let yourself go and be real. This is when you stick your tongue out at her and mimic the funny way she walks.  When she is out of ear’s reach, you turn to your real friends and let out all that you were holding in when she was standing in front of you. Your friends laugh because everything you are saying is true.

If you see your enemy in a department store, all you do is spy on her. You can’t let her see you though.  This way, you can laugh at all the awkward things she does when she thinks nobody is looking.  This would definitely be your entertainment for the day. However, if she sees you, then consider yourself a failure, because now you have to talk to her and now your day is ruined because you have to be nice and put a fake face on for your enemy. Hehe : )

 

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